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    BECOME A PLUMBER – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    BECOME A PLUMBER Career advice from a dying civilization.   Printed in institutional black, boxed clean. A deadpan command turned survival doctrine. The kind of advice that’s half joke, half prophecy — entirely correct.   Concept: Blue-collar realism for the Cognitive Endgame.   This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic…

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    COGNITIVE CRASH GENERATION – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    COGNITIVE CRASH GENERATION Born employable. Died replaceable.   The uniform of a cohort that watched its relevance evaporate in real time. Minimalist typography, heavyweight build — engineered to survive where human labor didn’t.   Concept: The softest possible admission of obsolescence.   This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit….

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    COGNITIVE OBSOLESCENCE SYNDROME – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    COGNITIVE OBSOLESCENCE SYNDROME When the human mind becomes legacy hardware.   This heavyweight cotton T-shirt features the phrase that names the defining condition of the AI age — not a disease, but a system update that left its creators behind. Printed in stark black typography inside the Discontinuity frame, it’s a calm acknowledgment of the…

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    Discontinuity Thesis – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    DISCONTINUITY THESIS The end of continuity, rendered in cotton. This heavyweight unisex crewneck is built for permanence in an impermanent system. Featuring the stark “Discontinuity Thesis” label, it’s part academic citation, part survival tag. The design follows the same precision as the thesis itself — minimal, durable, and structurally sound. This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is…

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    ELITE VERIFIER – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    ELITE VERIFIER Because the machine still needs someone to check its work.   Crisp, neutral typography framed in the signature Discontinuity rounded box. Acknowledges your temporary usefulness with bureaucratic dignity.   Concept: High-status redundancy, printed in black ink.   This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the…

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    I’M NEET – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

    Price range: €14.24 through €35.98

    I’M NEET Not in Education, Employment, or Training. This heavyweight T-shirt carries a label once used by bureaucrats — now reclaimed as a statement of post-economic identity. “NEET” was meant to categorize the unproductive; instead, it became an early warning sign of systemic failure. Printed in the Discontinuity line’s signature boxed style, it’s minimalist, direct,…

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    Unit Cost Dominated – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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    UNIT COST DOMINATED When efficiency becomes the executioner. This heavyweight cotton tee carries the phrase that defines the endgame: once machines win on cost, everything else follows. Minimalist, boxed, and absolute — a clean warning label for a post-labor economy. This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of…

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