COGNITIVE CRASH GENERATION – Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Price range: €14.24 through €35.98
Description
COGNITIVE CRASH GENERATION
Born employable. Died replaceable.
The uniform of a cohort that watched its relevance evaporate in real time. Minimalist typography, heavyweight build — engineered to survive where human labor didn’t.
Concept:
The softest possible admission of obsolescence.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | White, Natural, Sand, Ash, Gold, Sport Grey, Graphite Heather |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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